Dear Spaghetti Not-Finisher,
I wish you would have been more of a Spaghetti Finisher last night and less of a Spaghetti Not-Finisher, so there would have been less Not-Finished Spaghetti today. Then I would have eaten less of this Not-Finished Spaghetti at lunch today and consequently felt considerably less full and tired. Don't get discouraged though, Spaghetti Finishing is something we've all aspired to since our childhoods, when promises of Ice Cream and The Muppets Show held more weight as a motivator for us to see the Spaghetti Finishing thru to the end...
Thank you,
Jay
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