[Byron Dastardly and his Clan of Outlaws]... Byron is a long time Snake-oil salesmen and part time scoundrel. He and his side kick Clayvis Pritchit travel from town to town rustling up trouble, drinking booze, and sometimes leaving in a big hurry if need be. Clayvis is a pick-pocket and a Sworse thief (seen here on his favorite sworse Miggs). Clayvis is known for his fast hand, blistering tongue, and his taste for Lizard Liquor. Byron is showing off his latest elixir, The Byron Dastardly's Bones and Bunion Remover (can also be used to moisturize and treat sworse saddles)... They've been carrying cases of the new elixir, along with some other dry goods, on the back of their Swaddleback named James. James just gave birth to a little Swaddleback they call Liverlips, she got stepped on a few weeks back and is nursing a sore lower lip but she'll be fine. Also pictured here is their Dodo, Janus Forktooth. She yaps on and on like a sailor's wife at port about all sorts of nothing, but they keep her around because of her keen sense of smell and sharp-as-razors look-out eyeballs. She can spot a town sheriff coming to exact any retrobute from 3 miles away and she'll get to chirping something awful till everyone is up and ready to ride.
Anyway, I'd say go about your business unless you have some gold you're looking to part with, and in these times, I'm not sure why anyone would...
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